Cat Morgan Intoduces Himself  


I once was a Pirate what sailed the''igt seas--
But now I''ve retired as a com-mission-aire:
And that''s how you find me a-takin'' my ease
And keepin'' the door ina Bloomsburry Square.


I''m partial to partidges, likewise to grouse,
And I favour thet Devonchire cream in a bowl;
But I''m allus content with a drink on the ''ouse
And a bit o''cold fish when I done me patrol.


I ain''t got much polish, me manners is gruff,
But I''ve got a bood coat, and I keep meself smart;
And everyone says, and I guess that''s enought:
''You can''t but like Morgan, ''e''s got a kind '' art.''


I got knocked about on the Barbary Coast,
And me voice it ain''t no sich melliferous horgan;
But yet I can state, and I''m not one to boast;
That some of the gals is dead keen on old Morgan


So if you ''ave business with Faber-- or Faber--
I''ll give you this tip, and it''s worth a lot more:
You''ll save yourself time, and you''ll spare youself labour
If just make friends with the Cat at the door.
Morgan


 
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